I'm one of twenty women on the props committee for Josh's school play. It's a police dramedy. They need tables, chairs, coffee pot, cups, typewriters, and bombs--fake, of course. All the easy stuff gets brought in the first day, and of course, after weeks the bombs are still needed. I ask the director what exactly she envisions. She says one "mound of dynamite with an old fashioned clock with a ticker". Then after I create the mound and start my search for the perfect clock, I realize it wasn't so easy. Clocks don't tick anymore. People are discarding digital clocks, not analog ones. Finding ones with arms is a real trick. Three Goodwill store trips later, I ask her again if it has to tick, she tells me, no, that they can use special effects. The next day I loving hand her my babies, beaming with pride. And she smiles and says, "Um, we really do need an old fashioned kind of clock that will tick." So we head off to the mall last night and hit a different Goodwill store. And discover the perfect clock--or so I thought. What do you think this was?
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Fake bombs
I'm one of twenty women on the props committee for Josh's school play. It's a police dramedy. They need tables, chairs, coffee pot, cups, typewriters, and bombs--fake, of course. All the easy stuff gets brought in the first day, and of course, after weeks the bombs are still needed. I ask the director what exactly she envisions. She says one "mound of dynamite with an old fashioned clock with a ticker". Then after I create the mound and start my search for the perfect clock, I realize it wasn't so easy. Clocks don't tick anymore. People are discarding digital clocks, not analog ones. Finding ones with arms is a real trick. Three Goodwill store trips later, I ask her again if it has to tick, she tells me, no, that they can use special effects. The next day I loving hand her my babies, beaming with pride. And she smiles and says, "Um, we really do need an old fashioned kind of clock that will tick." So we head off to the mall last night and hit a different Goodwill store. And discover the perfect clock--or so I thought. What do you think this was?
Friday, September 26, 2008
Do they think . . .
that we are just as interesting as they are?
fariena1111.blogspot
Go here on your own, add the .com. I really feel a connection with her. She has put a lot of time and creativity into her profile. I especially like her blog about the clearance groceries.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Butter
This is for Maggie--who says that my blog is eternally boring.
Yesterday I worked as a volunteer in Eliza's 3rd grade class. They tend to be given worksheets that are just above their ability level. I find myself slipping the answers to them as I don't know how to help them. One day the teacher caught me, and she told me the kids actually have a thesaurus in their desk. Okay, so I was busted. Yesterday, I was definitely not going to give answers. The worksheet instructions were to find the word pairs. Example: Salt and ______.
(answer: pepper) Other obvious ones were: up and "down", back and "forth", sticks and "stones", cat and "dog or mouse". You get the idea. Some were just not so evident. Lock and "key", Body and "mind or soul". Peace and--was a real toughie, they had no clue. And I didn't know how to help them. How do you explain this to 8 year olds? Burgers and-- provided another challenge among the Indian girls. They kept guessing Cheeseburgers. Hammer and--I thought would be crystal clear too, but sadly no. They guessed screwdrivers. And the kicker was Bread and--Ham.
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